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AGAR AAPKA SMS

Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayengewarna 6 parathe,panir ki sabzi,k...........

FOREVER ALONE‬ LADKA

Forever Alone‬ Ladka-Ladki ne aaj baat ki mujh se first time in real, wo scooty ...........

NEEND AANE KA METHOD

Funny Thought – Neend Aane Ka Method …Mahan Guru Baba Ranchod Das Chachad Ne Kah...........

GUZRAY HUYE EXAAMS KO

Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad...........

KHUD KO KAR KANJOOS

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..har sms bhejne se pehle,SERVICE CENTER wale khud ca...........

KBI PASAND NA AYE MERA MSG

Kbi Pasand Na aye Mera Msgto bata Dena Doston.Ham dil pe patthar Rakh karTumhe'G...........

JIS CHEHRE KO DEKH KAR

Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum,aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya...........

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KATA

Machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha??????wah wah wah wahmachhar ne aapko...........

DOSTON ME KUCH TO KHAASH BAT

Agar pen gum ho jaye to naya pen kharida ja sakta hai,Lekin…Agar us pen ka dhakk...........

KAAASH AISA HOTA?

Kaaash aisa hota?Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,Dimag ...........

CHHOTA RASTA BHI LAMBA

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta HaiJab Koi Saath Nahi Hota.........Aur....Lam...........

LAST BENCH ASSOCIATION

We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two,33 As Thirty Three,44 As Forty Four,55 As Fifty Fi...........

CONGRATULATIONS

CongratulationsSMS na karne par AapkoMBA ki Degri di jati hai,MBA bole toMEMBAR ...........

SORRY KAL RAT KO MSG NHI

Sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai maine ...........

1 PYARA SA KOI SANDESH

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej doDosti ka saccha updesh bhej doAgar dosto ko 1 SMS ...........

AAPKI TO AARTI UTARI JAYEGI

Call na karne walo ko fansi di jayegiMiss call karne walo ko goli maar di jayegi...........

INDIA KO AAZAAD HUE ETANE SAL

INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue Etane sal hogaye Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! Why?Kyunki Aaj Bhi IN...........

HUM APKO DEKHNE KI CHAHAT RAKH

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,...........

AAPKO HUMSE KABHI KHONE NAHI D

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,kabhi sms ...........

ALTAF HUSSAIN HAJJ KARNE GAYA

Altaf Hussain HAJJ karne gaya,Jap shaitan ko pathar marnay laga to awaz aai,BHAI...........