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Bhola apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar...........
Pappu was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night............
Ramu: Tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, a...........
Reporter: Khan saab platform par khare sab pathan kaise mar gaye?
Pathan: Ek el...........
Ek pathan apne kandhe pe bandar baitha ke ja raha tha.
Paas ek bande ne puchha ...........
Pathan ne restaurant phone kiya:
Hello!!
1 zinger burger!
1 fried rice!
1 fr...........
A kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, Where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here.
My sons...........
Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bo...........
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1 Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity ...........
Boy: Main last time poochh raha hoon, kya tum mujhese shadi karogi???
Girl: Nah...........
Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli...........
Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke s...........
Girl : Main pados wale ladke se pyar karti hoon aur uske saath bhaag rahi hoon.
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Girl : Main pados wale ladke se pyar karti hoon aur uske saath bhaag rahi hoon.
...........
Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno :...........
Girl to swami mughe "BHAWISYA" dekhna sikhaenge?
Swami-Ankhe band karo
Girl-N...........
Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag ky...........
THE 21'st CENTURY INDIAN STUDENTS THINK "I Would Rather Open my Facebook. ...........
A LOWER MIDDLE CLASS INDIAN INDIAN (Autowale se): Gurudware jaoge ? Autowala:...........
A SCENE OF AN INDIAN VILLAGER WHILE FILING A SLAMBOOK He didnt knw d mean...........