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KISI PER TRUST KARO TO AISAY K

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta n...........

TUMHEN BAIJAT HONE KI AADAT

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri...........

TRANSFER IT TO MY ACCOUNT!

Don't give importance to moneyb'cozit can give bed but not sleep,books but not b...........

JOR KA JHATKA HYE

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..Ye h udasi jaan ...........

TENSION MAT LE…MAIN BHI FAIL H

Agar Exam Mein Fail Ho Jao Maa Kehti Hain:Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Aur Mehnat Karo!Da...........

WOH BAAT KUCH AUR THI

Aisa nahin ki yeh zindagi buri hai...Par school life ki baat kuch aur thi.Aisa n...........

BAJAO TALI.

Arz Kiya Hai…Ki Khuda Ke Ghar Se Kuch Gadhey Farar Ho Gaye,Kuch To Pakdey Gaye, ...........

BLOOD TEST

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha thaWife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ...........

CUTE FUNNY SMS

Ek Charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir GayaLog Uske Ird-Gird Jama Hogaye Or Poocha:Ky...........

MAI DULHA HU

1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The1 Pagal Khamosh Betha ThaDr. Ne Pucha-...........

ABBA, US K PAS 50 HI THE

1 Sheikh Ka Beta Apni GF K Sath Ghoom K Ghar Aya To Baap Ne Pucha- Kitne Paise K...........

GARMIYON ME 1 DIN BNTA

Garmiyon Me 1 Din Bnta Apne Dost Snta Se Bola- Yar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Q Nhi Nika...........

US NE JAHAN BHI RAKHEY QADM

Us Ne Jahan Bhi Rakhey Qadm Maine Choom Liye, Fursat. Aur Wo Hamare Ghar Ja Ke B...........

ITS A HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION

Man At Petrol Pump- Full The Tank Of The Car. Attendant- Sir Please Provide Me Y...........

50% BOYS KA COMMON SENSE

50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai, Kese ? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ay...........

DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL D FEMALES

Decent Thought 4 All D Females- Agr Husband Bhagwan Samaan Hota H, To Bf Ko B, C...........

AB SASURAL WALE

Ab Sasural Wale Bahu Ko Petrol Se Jala Kr Nhi Mar Paynge or Is Trah Dahej Hatya ...........

HUMNE B DUNIYA DEKHI HAI

Ladki- Mom, He's Just A Friend. Maan- Humne B Duniya Dekhi H Beta, Poore 2 Litre...........

PETROL PUMP PAR

Patni- Janu, Muje Kisi Mahengi Jagah Guma Lao Na, Pati Khushi Se- Thik Hai Jaldi...........

1 LADKI KI HASI

1 Ladki Ki Hasi Bahut Confusion Paida Kr Deti Hai Ldkon Ke Dimag Me, Use Ghanto ...........