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5 SMS Jokes Jokes

DEAR BEAUTIFUL GRLS

Dear Beautiful Grls, Plz Don't Wear T-Shirts Wid Long Quotes. It Gives Our Wrong...........

BOLA THA NA LINE MARTI HAI

Bacha- Mam, Mai Apko Kesa Lgta Hu? Mam- So Cute. Bache Ne Apne Sath Bethe Dost...........

AFTER ENGAGEMENT GIRL SAYS

After Engagement Girl Says- Now Stop Looking At Girls, U R Commited Now. Boy- Oh...........

2 DINO KI MAHMAAN HAI

Dr- Apki Bv Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mahmaan H, I'm So Sorry. Snta- Is Me Sorry Ki Koi ...........

LE BETA KAAT LE

Arange Marige - Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le & Luv Marige - J...........

HEIGHTS OF INSULT

Heights Of Insult By A Grammar Freak Grl 2 Boy- U R As Useless As Ay In Okay............

A BLOND IN A CURTAIN SHOP

A Blond In A Curtain Shop - I Want Those Pink Curtains 4 My Computer. Shop-Keepe...........

BHAGWAN KI LEELA TO DEKHO

Bhagwan Ki Leela To Dekho, Shrab Bechne Wale Ko Khi Nhi Jana Pdta, Lekin, Do...........

A BRIGHT FUTURE CAN ....

A Bright Future Can Give U Many Beautiful Grls. But A Beautiful Grl Can't Give U...........

HEIGHT OF BRANDED WORLD....

Height Of Branded World. A Grl Was Walking Besides A River, Suddenly She Saw A ...........

HOW DO GRLS PROPOSE ..

How Do Boys Propose? Kneeling Down Nd Propose With A Ring In Hand. & How Do Grls...........

IN EVERY LOVE STORY ....

In Every Love Story Sistr Support Brothr But Brothr Nevr Support Sistr. U Know Y...........

KOI ACHHA WALA DIKHAU...

Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sacha Dost Hota Hai - Admi- Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do Dukland...........

3 NEW GRL FRNDS...

Maths Mam- If U Hav 12 Chocolates & U Give 5 To Leena, 3 To Teena & 4 To Meena, ...........

ISLIYE TO SAB RO RHE HAI...

1 Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rhe The. 1 Pagal Chup-Chap So Rha Tha. Dr. Ne Pucha-...........

SKETCHING 4 POLICE OFFICERS ..

Ques- Hardest Job In The World? Ansr- Sketching 4 Police Officers In China............

PAPA APKI SHADI KIS SE ...

Papu- Papa Apki Shadi Kis Se Hui Thi? Snta- Abe Teri Mummy Se. Papu- Wah Papa, G...........

WOLVERINE MUST BE ...

Wolverine Must Be D Laziest Person In D World. Dat Man Has Blades In His Freakin...........

NIND NHI ATI RAAT KO ....

Nind Nhi Ati Raat Ko, Chain Nhi Ata Din Ko, Mene Pucha Rab Se Kya Yhi Pyr H. Rab...........

LOG KAHTE HAI...

Log Kahte Hai Pyr Itna B Mat Kro Ki - GF Sar Pe Swar Ho Jaye. Hm Kahte He Pyr It...........