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6 Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA AUR INDRADEV KI WARTALAP

Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota,Baarish Ho Jaati....Ek Din Dhoop Nikli...Usne Bhagwan ...........

SANTA AAPNE NURSE BAHAUT ACHHI

Santa to a doctor: Aapne nurse bahaut achhi rakhi hai, uska hath lagte hi mai th...........

MAINE 2 TON KA AC KHARIDA

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?Santa : Maine 2 ton ka AC kharida,g...........

MUJHE MOBILE ME MP3 SONGS DALW

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai...........

SANTA MANGO JUICE KA GLAAS LE

Santa mango juice ka glaas lekar baitha thaBanta aaya aur fataak se juice pee ga...........

SANTA CLASS ME HANS RAHA THA

Santa class mein hans raha tha,Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?Santa : Tum...........

SAGI BEHAN KI TARAH RAKHTA THA

Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chord ke chali gayi.Santa: Tu uska khayal nahi rakhta hog...........

I HAVE SWALLOWED A KEY

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What wer...........

MERA BETA

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.Patni:Fir?Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko ga...........

SANTA KI WIFE KA RANG

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red SareePehan Ke Pucha...........

SANTA ROASTED CHICKEN

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane Ke BaadHadi Chaba Raha Tha,Pas Baitha ek pandit roti...........

MERI BIWI

SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYIBANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI U...........

6 MNTH K BABY KA B'DAY

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby KiB'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha:6 month k ba...........

FREE GIFT

Santa ne shampoo kharida.Santa: iske sath jo gift hai doShopkeepe: iske sath koi...........

MERA GHAR ITNA BADA

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai kiusme local train chalti hai.Banta: Yeh to kuchh...........

LALAL JI KA DUKAN

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai,Lala:ha,Santa: achi qua...........

KAL MERI SHADI HAI

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aurladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.Banta- to isme pro...........

NORTH OR SOUTH

Santa: How far is the land from here?Banta: Around 1 mile from here.Santa: Which...........

SANTA KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI ME

Santa Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:Q: What is you father name?Santa: Plz Options?A...........

INTELLIGENT SANTA

All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.Question: “Which Liquid Thing...........

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