10 Sardar Ji Jokes
Jokes
Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai...........
Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja..Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar n...........
Manmohan singh raat mejogging kar rhe the...Tabhi ek aadmi ne puchha aapsubah jo...........
A sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his h...........
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for the...........
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,Pathan: Jhooty,1500...........
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar ra...........
Sardar was giving his medical entrance examHe gave definitions as follows:Antibo...........
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your HouseRead Sardar Si...........
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: B...........
Interviewer: can you make a sentenceusing GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.Sardar: Yes sur...........
One day Sardar had fightwith his father.He took a picture of his father.Place it...........
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right...........
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interv...........
Teacher: What happen on 1869?Sardar: I don’t know.Teacher: Stupid its birthday o...........
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming to...........
A sardar soldier cought an enemy soldier.Sardar: Play this dice. If you get 1,2,...........
In the Kaun Banega Karod Pathi show:Amitabh: In which state does the river Cauve...........
Russia: We are first in spaceUSA: We are first on the MoonSardar: We are first o...........
A person went to a Sardar's shop.Person: I want 2007 calenderSardar: Sorry sir, ...........