5 Student Teacher
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Behind every successful student: There is a brilliant teacher...In case of a fai...........
2012.1 class ka bachha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aapko kaisa lagta hu?Miss: So ...........
TEACHER - Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?STUDENT - My Fathers Chequ...........
Exam Hall sir : if any dought ask mestudent : sir, in question paper question is...........
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACH...........
Maths teacher asked JOHNYIf u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,3 to ALICE ...........
Teacher to KG Kid: How many months in a year?Kid: 12Teacher: How did you know?Ki...........
Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.Sare students ...........
Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Mo...........
Maths Ki Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Ek Sawal Pucha.Teacher: “Maan Lo Tumhare...........
Madam Asked His Student To Get His Fathers Signature On His Report Card Tomorrow...........
Teacher : You got 0 in your english papers Student: unpossiple............
Teacher -"kal jo lesson yaad karne ko diya tha, wo yaad karke aaye ho?"Student -...........
Teacher: Agar Tum tumhari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo K...........
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.One boy throws his bag o...........
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'll give lecture on SunStudent: Mam, I won't attend the lect...........
Examiner:you are under tension?Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?student:...........
Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo ke naam batao,Jinhe Nashte me Nahi Kha Sakte.....Sardarji...........
Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'Wh...........
Student's timing law:In bed, its 6:00 am, if you closeyour eyes for 5 mins, its ...........