8 Student Teacher
Jokes
Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?Student: mujhe nahi ptaTe...........
Absolute killer.....Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son?Malayali student: Dineshan!Teac...........
Teacher: John, why are you so late?John: I was throwing stones into the river.Te...........
Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha ThhaPappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai T...........
Govt. School Ke Bache Kisi Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Ja Rahe The.Ek Buzurg: “Bacho...........
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Ek Gadha Le Kar Aaya.Madam Ne Ye Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puc...........
Karara Jawaab..Teacher To Boy:"Ek Taraf Paisa HaiEk Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose K...........
Primary class mein teacher maths padhaa rahe they.Teacher – “beta, maan lo maine...........
Professor: How was my class today?Student: It had a happy ending sir. Everyone w...........
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school."Hello, this is the pr...........
Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho...Kapil Junior:Madam, Iske...........
Techr : Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta hai?Boy : Hathi.Techr : Nalayak, Tere baap ...........
Teacher: Tell me a name of a place, where there are lots of people still you fee...........
A cute excuse:Teacher-why are you late?Student-Mom & dad were fighting.Teacher-s...........
Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h ...........
Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Apne Paas Bulaya.Teacher: “Beta, Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain...........
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?Johnny: SunTeacher: Why? Johnny: We ...........
David to Mom: Mom, I have got hundred in class test today.Mom: well done, in whi...........
Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.Sam said "we will flip a coin"............
Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?Danny: Ma'am, I don't has a pen...........